Ultimate Adventure Cruise Route
Rates and Availability
Reservations start at only $5,200 per-person (double occupancy, inside room) and $6,900 (verandah complete with bench rest).
like never before!
That's because you are welcome
to bring your own arsenal with you.
If you don't have your own weapons,
you can rent them from our onboard
Enjoy reloading parties every afternoon,
with skeet and marksmanship competitions
But the best fun of all, of course, is ...
... Pirate Target Practice!
|AK-47 Light Assault||
|On a budget?
Rent a full-auto
AK-47 for only
$9/day with 7.62
ball ammo at $12
per 100 rounds.
|M-16 Full Automatic||
|Rent a full
M-16 for only
$25/day with ammo
at $16 per 100 rounds
of 5.56 armor-piercing.
|Barrett M-107 50 Caliber||
Nothing gets a
pirate's attention like
a Barrett M-107
50-cal sniper rifle;
only $59/day with 25
rounds of armor-
at only $29.95.
make a real impact?
Rent an RPG for only
$175/day with three
fragmentation rounds included!
A true favorite among pirates,
rent one today and show you care!
"Six attacks in 4 days were more than I expected.
I bagged three pirates, My wife nailed two,
and my 12-year old Grandson sank two boats
with the mini-gun.
This wonderful cruise was fun for the whole family"
-- Fred D., Cincinnati, OH
"Pirates 0, Passengers 32!
Well worth the trip! Can't recommend it highly enough!"
-- Ben L., Bethesda, MD
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
Twin mounted mini-guns are available for rental
at only $450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire!
|Additional Cruise Line Services|
OUR SATISFACTION GUARANTEE!
|We guarantee you will experience
least two hijacking attempts by pirates
or you'll receive an instant $1,000
refund upon arrival in Mombasa.
How can we make that guarantee?
We operate at 5 knots just beyond 12
nautical miles off the coast of Somalia,
thus in international waters where
pirates have no rights whatever.
In fact, we make three passes through
the area's most treacherous waters to
ensure maximum visibility by Somali
We repeat this for five days, making
three complete passes past the entire
At night, the boat is fully lit and bottle
rockets are shot every five minutes,
with loud disco music directionally
beamed shore side to attract
|Cabin space is limited so you
need to respond quickly.
Reserve your package Before May 31st and get a great bonus -
100 rounds of free tracer ammo in the caliber of your choice!
So sign up for The Ultimate Somali Coast Adventure Cruise now!
BUT THERE'S EVEN MORE!
|Reserve Now - and be
entered to win a 5 minute time slot
on the Captain's own Twin Browning
50 Caliber M2HB installation!
"I haven't had this much fun since
flying choppers in 'Nam."
Don't worry about getting shot by pirates...
they never even got close to the ship
with the crap they shoot and their
"Come on board and bag your own
clutch of genuine Somali pirates!"